Bert Kreischer Net Worth (Money & Salary)

What Is Bert Kreischer’s Net Worth?

Bert Kreischer’s net worth is $14 million as an American stand-up comedian, actor, reality television host, writer, producer, and podcaster. During an August 2023 episode of his podcast “2 Bears, 1 Cave” with Rob Lowe, Bert commented on the $8 million estimation of his net worth, saying “mine’s low. I think they undershoot these.“

Known as “The Machine,” Bert Kreischer is famous for performing stand-up comedy shirtless and has featured in comedy specials like “Comfortably Dumb” (2009), “The Machine” (2016), “Secret Time” (2018), “Hey Big Boy” (2020), and “Razzle Dazzle” (2023). The film adaptation of his renowned “The Machine” story was released in 2023 titled the same.

Starting his “Bertcast” podcast in 2012, Bert co-hosts two other podcasts, “Bill and Bert” with Bill Burr, and “2 Bears 1 Cave” with Tom Segura.

He hosted shows like “Hurt Bert” (2004) and “Bert the Conqueror” (2010–2011; 2016) and created the cooking show “Something’s Burning” (2018). Bert starred in the 2020 Netflix reality series “The Cabin with Bert Kreischer” and also served as an executive producer on various shows. His memoir “Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child” was published in 2014, and in July 2021, he received the “Variety’s” Creative Impact in Comedy Award.

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Early Life

Albert Kreischer Jr., aka Bert Kreischer, was born on November 3, 1972, in Tampa, Florida, to parents Al, a real estate attorney, and Gege, with a career in early childhood development. Bert attended Jesuit High School and pursued English at Florida State University. FSU was ranked America’s top “party school” of 1997 by “The Princeton Review,” where Kreischer was labeled “the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country” by “Rolling Stone” in a six-page article titled “Bert Kreischer: The Undergraduate.” The article drew the attention of director Oliver Stone, who acquired the rights to Bert’s story, resulting in the creation of “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” released in 2002, though Bert had no involvement.

Career

Bert began his stand-up career at the Tallahassee establishment Potbelly’s, leading to a sitcom deal offer shortly after moving to NYC. He starred in numerous projects like the short film “Prepare to Meet Thy God,” “National Lampoon Live: New Faces – Volume 2,” and a guest appearance on “The Shield.” Kreischer is renowned for his specials like “Comfortably Dumb” (2009) and his hosting gigs on “Bert the Conqueror” and “Trip Flip.”

He ventured into reality TV with “Reality Bites Back” and starred in films like “Alpha Mail.” Bert’s voice was featured in “The Loud House,” and his comedy specials “Secret Time” and “Hey Big Boy” aired on Netflix. In 2020, he led the reality show “The Cabin with Bert Kreischer.” His stand-up routine “The Machine,” viewed over 80 million times, inspired the upcoming film “The Machine,” co-starring Mark Hamill and executive produced by Kreischer. 2023 saw the release of his special “Razzle Dazzle” on Netflix.

Bert has appeared on various shows like “Conan,” “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” and “This Is Not Happening.” He also participated in the DIY Network’s “Man Caves,” where his garage transformation into a man cave was documented.

Personal Life

In December 2003, Bert married LeeAnn Kemp, and they have two daughters, Georgia (2004) and Ila (2006), residing in Los Angeles. LeeAnn hosts the podcast “Wife of the Party” from Bert’s man cave. Bert described himself as a father to “Fatherly” as “Selfish. Mediocre. Loving. There are dads who kill it. I’m not one of those dads.” While Bert grew up Catholic and claims to be “ten times more religious than anyone else in [his] family,” he and LeeAnn chose not to raise their children religiously.

Real Estate

In 2010, Bert and LeeAnn acquired a home in the LA suburb Valley Village, California, for $529,000, comprising a 1,400-square-foot house at purchase.

During a major renovation, a new structure was added to the home for podcasting. The owner possesses properties in Los Angeles and a residence in Tampa, Florida.